Simply Toons Review

Simply Toons

Simply Toons is a site with a rather modest name though with seemingly decent contents – judging by what is exposed on its free tour pages, it offers its members a wide selection of drawn porn scenes exposing them adorable wide-eyed and big-breasted anime dolls in process of getting fucked raw. But let’s go a bit deeper than the free tour pages…

  • Trial $1.10 recurring 2 days
  • Monthly $9.95 recurring

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Site of the month

Review update 2020

  • The site stopped updating in September 15
  • Available 73 scenes
  • Content – hardcore featuring young babes with guys with big dicks.
  • wankz has a channel of the same name, but for some reason the scenes are different, so you can compare it yourself.

About site

It is a widely accepted truth that most enormously endowed men often end up settling for sex with eager cougars or extremely drunk girls. There aren’t too many chicks courageous enough to take real XXL shafts – unless you are at Tight Holes Big Poles, at least. This site is where everything turns upside down and where young teenage sluts pounce at real monster dicks reaching 12” in length with all their eagerness! Well, it’s gonna hurt some at first – but they will end up enjoying the way those anaconda cocks feel inside their pussies. We, in our turn, will enjoy how it all looks, okay? Let’s go see this site!/p>

Free tour

The free tour at this lair of super-slutty teens is not the most generous though, that is for sure – you can’t even watch trailer videos there because all of the scenes are available as pictures only. Those pictures are hot though, that’s impossible to deny – and their quality seems to be alright as well. Plus, that WMV HD badge at the top of the front page also helps to ease the tension a bit… Okay, screw the suspicion – I’m sliding into the Members area right now!

Amount of Content

The collection awaiting me inside this site is not that small, for sure – but not that big too, unfortunately. All in all, there are 51 videos and exactly as many picture scenes waiting for the members behind the login gate. In most other cases I would say it wasn’t enough but here I’m inclined to think twice. See, there aren’t too many porn sites where you can see spoilt little girls like Alexis Love, Hailey Young and Tori Black getting their holes destroyed with huge killer cocks. Thus, maybe we should forgive this one for not being as large as we would like it to be.

Content Quality

Okay, now that I have downloaded a bundle of scenes from this resource, I understand that the WMV HD badge wasn’t there for no reason. The videos from Tight Holes Big Poles turn out to be just terrific! Well, the skeptics will say that 1280x720Px at approximately 4000Kbps movies still are a couple of steps away from perfection but… Screw that. I find such quality showings fairly enjoyable. The same with the pictures – even though their resolution of 1600×1064 doesn’t quite allow me to call them blameless, I will still say that they are good enough to get almost anyone off.


The dates of the updates stated under the videos leave some hope of future growth here but there’s one thing that you can tell for sure: this growth is not going to be super-fast. See, new movies appear here once every month in most of the cases and sometimes you even have to wait for up to two months for that new scene to be released. I think it’s not enough to really keep the members of your porn site hooked, gentlemen, hell no.


But what I said about large-scale projects above is not the case. I have just taken a closer look around the Members area and noticed some bonuses and… Holy fuck, man, Tight Holes Big Poles is that large-scale project itself! The huge-cock fucking teen porn collection is just a drop in the ocean here as when you join it, you get access to 108 other sites for free! Damn, they cover all imaginable niches and teen porn is clearly not the least popular there. Maybe the teenage stars of other sites don’t ride cocks that huge but they are still worth seeing. Besides, those 108 sites are not the end yet. There’s a huge surprise waiting for you in the “Uploads” section as well. 70,000 streamline porn videos… I’m dead, word. 🙂 Got my head blown by it. 🙂


Even though the collection of porn available from this resource is not really growing at booming speeds, the navigation system used inside its Members area shows there’s hope for further development – a whole lot of development, to be precise. The interface of Tight Holes Big Poles is so extensive yet so functional that you start wondering if it was stolen from some large-scale XXX project.


Let’s try to sum it all up here, alrighty? As you can see, the site under review itself is more of an average player – a very hot one but lacking certain features that would allow it to make it to the big league. However, its hotness is enhanced hundredfold by the free extras backing it up! Those 108 sites just won’t go out of my head… Guess I will finish writing these lines and go give them a closer examination, you know what I mean. 😉

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