First Impressions + Free Content
It doesn’t look special, it doesn’t look all that remarkable, believe it or not. The tried-and-true design is standard-issue for all the Reality Kings projects. We believe that you’re going to love the way it looks because it just looks pleasant. Nothing against flashier sites, but this one is solid and sometimes that’s all you gotta do – look solid.
While discussing the free content offered here, you can’t NOT mention the fact that the scenes in question all have trailers, which means that you can (and possibly will?) cum without paying a single dollar. You freeloading bitch!
Swashbuckling Sex and Public Fucking
Goold ol’ captain is a bit of a butt pirate, which means most scenes revolve around sodomy. In addition to painal, you will get to see Ass-to-Mouth, Orgies, Group Sex, Deepthroat Blowjobs, and more. All that we’re trying to say here is that the content is shockingly varied. Like, there’s simply no way you would not enjoy seeing all the different kinds of hardcore action.
Sex at Sea in High Definition
At present, there are only 25 different Captain Stabbin porn movies available for high-def streaming and downloads. Of course, that number will continue to grow, slowly, since there’s enough demand for the scenes, but most people can agree that’s the worst thing about this specific site – there are NOT enough videos.
As a proud new member of the RK Network, however, you will get access to some of the best scenes from all sorts of specialty websites, including Big Naturals, GF Revenge, and Teens Love Huge Cocks. We know that you love bonus content and top-shelf sex scenes with some of the hottest women out there, so there’s not a single doubt here: network-wide access to the best vids is WELL worth the price of admission, as mentioned before.
Bottom Line
It’s highly a controversial opinion, but, despite the small library size, Captain Stabbin offers something genuinely entertaining. Something that will keep your dick hard, something that will make you giggle (occasionally). We know that you are more than ready to pay this site a visit, so why hesitate?
Similar Sites
It’s hard to classify Captain Stabbin as this one thing, but we think that “Anal” fits the best. Among other buttblasting-themed sites, there are several standouts – Tushy.com and Evil Angel. We know that different people have different opinions in regards to anal, but we honestly believe that it should not be TOO violent, y’know? That’s the reason why Captain Stabbin is always able to hit that sweet spot – it’s not too rough, but not too soft at the same time. Some other reviewers have Captain Stabbin pegged as a REALITY porn site, but we don’t share the sentiment. Let’s not compare it to reality sex paysites, it will come across as ALL kinds of silly.
