I don’t know if there are any Ukrainians reading this review or not but… If there are, they should be about as offended as they are excited. :) The point is that the porn site I will be scrutinizing here is called Ukrain Amateurs. Yeah, just like this, without the final “e” in what should have been “Ukraine”. Well, whatever – who the hell cares about grammar as long as this site comes supplying you with quite a good deal of hot rookie porn featuring some dreamboat bitches from Eastern Europe.
In spite of being so ignorant to a whole country, Dirty D, who is the owner of this site, is anything but ignorant with the babes coming from there. The cast at Ukrain Amateurs is amazing – there are so many young, fresh yet incredibly slutty novices exposed here! The only thing that prevents me from enjoying their beauty to the maximum is the terribly low quality of content that this site supplies on its free tour pages. Well, so be it – I hope that the inside of this one will be more generous.
Amount of Content
I don’t know if there’s any need for me to mention the size of this site’s collection or not cause the low quality of content and the lack of updates are the things that hardly anyone will want to cope with but… Well, anyway, I will. All in all, the described porn website has got 86 scenes to offer to you. Damn, that’s not that much of a bad showing – if Dirty D kept on updating this one and increased its quality, it could have turned into a real must-see!
Unfortunately, my hopes are in vain. The video that I have just downloaded was an extremely bad one – it had the frame size and bitrate as low as 720x480Px and 2130Kbps respectively. You know, having viewed it, I’m no longer sure about the exclusiveness of content at the analyzed porn source – it looks like one of them totally ancient vintage movies that might come from simply anywhere – not necessarily from Dirty D’s dad’s studio. The pics, in their turn, are even worse. I’ve got a feeling that they actually are simple shitty screencaps made from those shitty videos. They have the resolution of about 800x600Px but they are so blurred you can barely see anything on them.
The terrible quality of content at the reviewed porn site makes me feel really curious here. Straight after making my best attempt to enjoy that low-quality stuff, I raced into the Updates section of this resource – the Updates section that actually lists all new releases from the whole of its network and… Bingo! Nothing there. I mean, nothing on this source. Other sites do get updated even though their content hardly ever brags higher quality than that of the stuff supplied by the site under review – but they still keep on growing larger while this one does not.
Okay, now let’s take a quick look at the bonuses that I mentioned above. this website actually belongs to a totally enormous XXX network of well over 30 sites, all of which are about as hot as it is, if not hotter, but… Yeah, the overall decay is even more than just visible in this network. Most of those 30 sites are not updated any longer and even those that are, supply you with the same 720x480 at 2130Kbps movies, only a little bit clearer, maybe.
So, do you still think I will end up recommending you to sign up to ukrainamateurs.com? Are you kidding me, buddy? This site is so bad that even its enormous selection of bonuses will hardly be able to save it. I really hope that Dirty D won’t come hunting my ass for what I say here but, out of all his sites, this site might be the one that sucks the worst.