Frankly speaking, even though I know drinking is bad and everything, I should admit that there is a part of me that keep on whispering that it can bring you tons of pleasure. No, I don’t mean the relaxation shit and all other gibberish of that kind that people use as an excuse allowing them to keep on sipping non-stop… Drinking is good because it can get you the best pussy you can only imagine! You know, some girls play real goodie-goodies and everything when they are sober but booze easily turns them into sluts. The sluts that you are after. ;)
On the pages of They Drunk, which is the site that I will be reviewing for you today, you get to see what I mentioned above in tons of scenes – in every single scene, in fact. No, you won’t see guys and girls sipping coke and pretending they are getting sloshed on some whiskey and cola. Here they really get drunk – drunk to the extent where they start staggering, rocking back and forth as they walk and… Fucking a zillion times more wildly than they would when they weren’t that intoxicated.
The design of this XXX source is what explains the whole zest of it more than just fine, I guess. Yes, it looks shitty – but that’s only because this is an amateur resource where everything is happening for real. Again, there will be no pro porn stars pretending to be drunk – there will only be naughty rookies that really love drinking and fucking. And holy shit, there are a lot of them waiting for you there. The content section of this adult source is split into 3 parts: Softcore, Hardcore and Lesbian. The first of them contains 102 videos and 5 picture scenes, the second – 119 videos and 15 pic shoots, and the third – 40 videos and 3 picture sets. As you can see, this site is mostly hardcore- and video- oriented. Both of these things I like. :)
What kinda sucks here is the fact that I can’t tell you if this porn resource is a new and regularly updated or an old and totally outdated resource. You see, the dates of updates are not stated absolutely anywhere here. Neither on the Members area’s home page, nor on the scene pages… Well, taking other review sites’ positive ratings into account, I will probably suppose that the analyzed adult site is not that hopeless – even though facts point at exactly the opposite.
But then I look at the quality of all this stuff and the suspicion goes away again. Just look at these videos, for instance – boasting of fairly high resolution and bitrate (1280x720Px and 4340Kbps correspondingly), they just can’t be old! The 1024x768Px pictures are not that impressing in their turn – but, after all, the porn site under review today is more of a video-oriented porn resource, just like I have already said above. Thus, I’ve hardly got something to bullshit about here. this adult website just has to be up to date.
This resource’s big collection is not quite big enough for you? You say that you wouldn’t mind getting some more stuff in addition to all this drunk fucking here? Well, there will be that additional stuff for you to enjoy for hours, days, weeks or, most probably, even months, non-stop. There are 12 other sites that all members of theydrunk.com get access to – 12 sites covering totally diverse niches from teen sex to bondage and domination and nylon fetish… Many of them are as big as this site itself – and some are even bigger. Jeez, that’s what true generosity and care about one’s customers should look like.
So, here comes a short list of pros and cons of this porn website. Cons: no dates of updates, low quality of pics, pretty shabby amateur models in many of the shoots. Pros: huge collection of content, crystal-clear video, wild action, tons of bonuses… Well, I guess that the latter outweigh the former, right?