Sperm blasters porn review
16 / 20
Amount of Content
12 / 20
8 / 15
Site Design and navigation
9 / 15
12 / 15
14 / 15
Other Review Rating
7 / 10 (6 sites)
Review porn site: Sperm blasters
Alright, the main concept used by this site is definitely very arousing and even rather rare but… Well, there are things that I’m a little worried about now that I’m leafing through the free tour pages of this resource. I know that making any hasty conclusions is not something a good porn reviewer should do but, my word, shitty quality of the teasers and the obvious shabbiness of the design are not the things I can leave unnoticed. I would drool all over the place if I saw this site some four or five years ago (perhaps even earlier) – but now it makes me feel kinda suspicious. Anyway, it’s a hot one – so maybe it’s worth trying after all?
So, here I am on the inside of the Members area and I should say that the quality of thumbs representing the scenes surely didn’t get any better. What is pretty impressing though is the choice of the scenes here – this is what I’m going to tell you about while I’m waiting for my first video from this porn website to get downloaded to my PC. I was actually pretty surprised to see a site in such a damn narrow niche offering its users as many as 81 movies – each a full-time one, no cheating with video chunks here. Hmm, that surely did make me feel better about this resource – at least it’s going to keep you busy for quite some time…
Well, it’s going to keep you busy for some time, no doubt – but only if you agree to cope with its fairly low-quality content. There are no pics here at all, so all admirers of XXX stills can quit reading this review immediately, I guess. Anybody left here? Oh, here you are! Then I hope you are tough enough to hear that here at the adult source under review today you will be getting 640x480Px at 1200Kbps videos only. Hmm, they are not THAT bad after all! :) Frankly, I was expecting them to be much worse, so, you know, I’m actually balancing on the verge of saying that they are good! No, there’s no way I’m doing that – not after watching real HD movs with bitrate showings 10 times higher than this.
Talking about the updates, I’d say that the good thing is that the owners of spermblasters.com don’t lie to you at least – the last addition to this source’s archive is said to have been made back in December 2009 and I think I will believe that. However, not everything is as hopeless as it seems to be actually – the thing is that the reviewed XXX paysite comes together with a nice bunch of free extras comprising bonus access into the Members areas of as many as 14 other porn sources! Some of them still get updated on a regular basis and are really worth seeing – but, unfortunately, some are even more disappointing than the one under review itself. I’d say that the network of this site focuses mainly on Asian porn – but there are also pleasant blowjob eXXXceptions from this rule – such as Sloppy Gaggers, for example.
Frankly speaking, I get quite strange ideas when I think about the things I would like to write in the final section of this review. I had been expecting the reviewed XXX resource to be a total failure and it actually turned out to be a pretty average player. Is that enough for me to call it a good one? I doubt that – but it’s definitely not a bad one either – just in case you are still interested. ;)
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