Even though the site that I am to review tonight is called Simply Toons, it looks anything but simple from the first sight. What you are going to get on its pages are hardcore adult cartoons that simple toon watchers will most probably be just blown away by. It specializes on anime and hentai porn – that very dazzling and fairly artful stuff exposing tender wide-eyed beauties with big ripe boobs getting fucked by studly brutes, huge toys and even real monsters with enormous ugly shlongs. No, that’s anything but plain cartoon action. :)
But even in spite of the seemingly high exciting potential of the stuff presented to you on the site’s free tour pages, I can’t help noticing that the way this resource looks from the outside kind of sucks. There is no real trailer content, no teasers… The whole site is designed the way they used to design sites some ten years ago. Even the design elements look kind of blurred and, believe me, their size is anything but big enough to start pixelating. Frankly, this feels like a warning. But reviewing porn sites is my job and I kind of have to do it well, so… I’m coming in right now, no matter the seeming imperfections of quality.
Damn… Looks like the quality is the smallest of the problems here. Looking at the Members area of the reviewed XXX site, I can tell you one thing: I’m terribly tired of having to review one and the same site over and over again. You know, recently I have been asked to review a dozen of cartoon/hentai porn sites and the latter three of them turned out to be absolutely identical in spite of bearing the same names. Now this XXX source joins them making the cheaters’ count reach at least four already. So, here comes the warning: if you have ever been a member of Obscene Anime, Hentai And Anime or More Hentai, avoid the reviewed source – you have already seen everything that it has to offer.
But if none of these sites sound familiar to your ear, here is the content listing for you. the described porn site’ biggest value lies in those 804 picture scenes and 15 hentai videos that are not even regarded as its main collection. The main collection comprises 180 anime porn pic galleries, which are another vivid sample of what you surely don’t want to see in the porn paysite that you sign up to. The point here is that many scenes are further split into smaller chunks, made to look like separate scenes. There are some galleries here that offer as few as 5 pictures each! Damn, under such circumstances the fact that this website gets updated weekly doesn’t mean shit. I can find 5 drawn porn pics a week even by myself, without any help from the outside.
The quality of content at the described porn resource? Well, it actually depends on how you perceive this site. If you perceive as a non-exclusive resource with barely any updates (which it is, technically), then you will probably think that its 1000x909Px pictures and 640x480Px at 2090Kbps videos are not that bad after all. Even good, perhaps. However, if you try to perceive it as a good drawn porn site trying to compete with other players in the market… Then you will definitely understand that its stuff is not quite good enough.
Any bonuses? Yeah, there you go. this XXX paysite turns out to be backed up by 73 extra resources and 107 more bonus network channels, which are pretty similar to the sites in terms of content although they sport much simpler interfaces. There’s both drawn and reality content available there, so… You will most probably find something for yourself there.
Okay, simplytoons.com is a cheater, no doubt. But, on the other hand, it’s not that bad technically. Over 800+ drawn porn pic galleries… Exclusive or not exclusive, but it ain’t that easy to beat that. And it’s most probably going to keep you busy for a while too, even without any updates. Thus, decide yourself.