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Site niche info

Primary Category: Vintage
This site in the top twenty Vintage
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Price

Trial: 4.95 $ (3 days non-recurring)
Monthly: 19.95 $ (30 days non-recurring)
3 Month: 39.95 $ (90 days non-recurring)
1 Year: 79.95 $ (365 days non-recurring)

Scores

Content Quality
8 / 20  
Amount of Content
20 / 20  
Updates
2 / 15  
Site Design and navigation
6 / 15  
Originality
11 / 15  
Extras
2 / 15  
Other Review Rating
7 / 10 (1 sites)
SCORE:
49 Average

Review porn site: Retro porn flix

An old porn site is not necessarily a bad porn site – and Retro Porn Flix is a resource proving it in the most obvious way, as far as I see. I can’t even blame this site for shitty design, in fact – this, along with overall shabbiness, gives this source some special charm. What you are promised to be given here is already not so shitty though as this resource claims itself to be able to give you the chance to enjoy way over 500 classic XXX movies from good old 70’s and 80’s, Well, what I’m left to do is hoping that these promises will turn out to be true!

In fact, the outer part of the analyzed porn website is worth seeing even in spite of the fact that it looks quite shabby – the Flash teasers from various oldie porn movs being played there will definitely get you real horny. Such honeys as Savannah, Christy Canyon, Seka and others… Damn, they are gorgeous! Even though I can’t tell I’m too much into rodox stuff, I will still admit that these honeys from the past really make me drool all over the place. Let’s come in and see if the site offering me to see them in action is really as good as it seems to be.

Well, straight from the start I want to say that the navigation system at this porn paysite leaves much to be desired. When you enter the Members area, you are offered an alphabetic index to choose the title of the retro porn video you want to see. Well, and what the fuck am I supposed to do with that if, as I have said, I’m not much of a rodox pro? No wonder I smashed “A” and simply went surfing through the list of movies I got in search results – I simply don’t know any movie titles I’d want to find here! :) However, if you are more of a retro porn fan and know exactly what you are looking for, maybe you will find this navigation pattern usable, who knows.

As far as I understand, there are no pic scenes provided here – only videos. This is no wonder, in fact – back in 1970’s and 1980’s XXX tapes were much easier to find and enjoy than explicit photos, right? Moreover, it would have definitely cost the owners of this very resource to come scanning oldie porn pics and uploading them to their resource – with movies things are much easier, that’s for sure! So, this XXX website offers you exactly as many videos as promised – 500 full tapes comprising well over 3,000 scenes in total.

The quality of content here is laughable by today’s standards – but still alright for digitalized video grabbed from good old VHS tapes. For instance, the 1975 video featuring Barbara Bourbon that I have just downloaded has the frame size as low as 356x288Px and really low bitrate – but it’s still watchable. Besides, this one is clearly not the most qualitative scene out there – I have also tried several vids from the 1980’s and they turned out to be considerably clearer. However, such low-quality movs as that 1975 one will still be anything but rare inside the Members area of retropornflix.com – so be prepared.

Even if this site does get updated, there is no section that would allow one to track it – that alphabetic index is the only navigation option and the only section available inside the Members area. There are no extras either, as far as I understand – but with the membership price as low as $19.95 a month, I think I could get on well without them.

All in all, I’d say that the analyzed site is a pretty good one – if you regard it as a budget vintage porn site with fairly low membership price. However, it’s clearly not the best one I have seen so far – you can find the examples of better sources even in my previous reviews. Oh you have already been to the sites I have described before? Then this one might really be worth giving a try after all! :)

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