The owners have picked a freakin’ perfect name for their porn site, word – when you sign up to it, you really get a massive load of porn in return. So massive it will keep you cumming for ages! I know it sounds unbelievable but the membership at this one will open the doors of as many as 150+ porn sites for you at once! And, believe it or not, but you will find such almost legendary XXX must-sees as Whale Tailn, Exploited 18, Lesbian Sistas and the like among them! Jeez, that is simply stunning.
What is not so stunning though is the free tour at this resource. Frankly, what it offers to you is nothing but a fat set of promises. It lists much fewer than 150 sites but it says that what it mentions is just “the tip of the iceberg” and leaves you wondering… It doesn’t offer any trailer videos and, which is even worse, it doesn’t contain any links to the sites that is claims itself to be opening it up for you! That surely is suspicious – along with the fact that its front page looks somewhat outdated to me. But let’s cut the guesswork – I’ve got the magic key to the Members area and I’m coming in right now. Follow me!
Amount of Content
If I get everything right, the sites that you get access to when you sign up here are listed under that “Channels” header inside its Members area. There really are a lot of them – 109, to be precise. Well, that’s not quite what was promised on the free tour pages as they claimed the network to comprise 150+ sites, as you can remember but… Oh, screw my sky-high demands. 109 sites, 63 XXX categories to choose from, 19,383 picture galleries, 47,543 videos… Ain’t that fucking enough to satisfy just anyone?
Frankly, the quality of content is a rather controversial issue at this resource. At first, everything looked quite alright here. Leafing through the most recent updates, I was enjoying 1600x1064Px pictures and 1280x720Px at 4124Kbps videos but… Unfortunately, it didn’t last. Well, the quality of pictures didn’t actually drop that significantly while the videos… The majority of them are 640x480Px at 2114Kbps – and the deeper into the history of this porn network I go, the more low-quality movs I get. That surely ain’t cool.
The regularity of updates is not that much of an issue here though I still sort of can’t leave the fact that the new releases are not that regular unnoticed. In most of the cases you will be getting a new scene once in every 2 days but sometimes those releases get delayed forcing you into waiting for up to 6 days. That’s still tolerable though – especially when you have over 40,000 videos to enjoy in total, you know. :)
The bonuses? Hmm, looks like there is a bunch of them, no doubt. The very first thing that I couldn’t help but notice was that “Uploads” section offering 73,690 additional, low-quality but still hot streamline porn clips. How does that sound? Yeah, they are all full-time porn videos too! This makes the already enormous collection of Massive Access get almost three times as big as we thought it was. Crap… That’s unbelievable.
The interface of the Members area of this XXX network is significantly better than that of the free tour pages – this is without a doubt. Even though you might feel that there are a bit too many controls and navigation features there from the start, the feeling will go away quickly. See, surfing through such a humongous archive of content can be a drag, so various extra navigation features are a must.
Yup, I guess I just have to say that the site under review tonight is a good one – even in spite of the fact that its video quality is a bit too low in most of the cases. I will also leave the fact that its contents are identical to those of a site called Download Porn unnoticed… Both of them are owned and run by the same company, so… Guess it’s just some rebranding and shit like that taking place here. The rest of massiveaccess.com is all simply mind-blowing. Check it out – I’m 99.9% sure you will have some good time there.