Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

Frankly speaking, I was feeling so damn disappointed when I saw the outside of Amateur UK for the first time – every time I see such sites, I start wondering how come they still manage to survive and earn some money with such poorly designed index and free tour pages. No bullshit, if I was an ordinary porn surfer, I would have left Amateur UK immediately after seeing the stuff it tries to attract new members with! Alright, there are lots of chicks’ faces on the index page, so what? Should I be so impressed by that? Besides, maybe I’m being paranoid again, but many of these “amateur” chicks remind me of really famous porn stars in the days of their youth. Just take a look at the one who is called Natalie – I will eat my shorts if it’s not young Savannah Gold! Alright, maybe I’m being too suspicious again and Amateur UK will turn out to be much better from the inside? Maybe this site uses word-of-mouth marketing only and no other shit of that kind… Even though I’m not very likely to believe in the things that I’m saying now to calm myself down, I will still take a look at the things available inside this source – if its inside sucks, I promise I will get away from there straight away.

Of course, the very first thing I wanted to see here was the listing of videos, and guess what – it’s not working! Of course, I repeat it again, it might be due to my browser (dude, don’t ask me why I’m using Opera – I know that no one else does it but I somehow got used to this little weird Internet navigation software), or it also might be just a temporary matter, so don’t be in too much hurry to make any conclusions. After all, you can surf the content of Amateur UK from its Updates section.

Okay, so what do we have here at this site? Mmm, I’d say that this site’s collection is quite a substantial one – during 5 years of its history it grew up at a booming pace totaling 1,839 pic sets and 256 videos. But does it still keep on growing? Yeah, apparently, it does – even though the quality of design is not getting any better here and neither does the quality of content, the owners of Amateur UK still get it updated with at least one new photo gallery every day and one new video every week. At this point I guess it would be pretty reasonable to ask about the exclusiveness of updates that seem to be as shitty as they used to be back in 2006 or 2007 – the pics never got any bigger than 1024x768Px and the vids never got any more qualitative than 750Kbps. Sure, I can’t say that these quality showings are shocking – but don’t you think that they are a little too low by today’s standards? Of course, we all can keep on pretending to be tolerant here – but I’d rather say everything I think about the quality of content presented at Amateur UK straight: it is bad.

Is there something able to make my thoroughly negative impression about this site at least a little bit better? Erm… Well, maybe. I have just clicked on the Extras section and, as far as I see, there’s quite a lot of classy stuff here! There are those 5 bonus porn sites that are hardly any more qualitative than Amateur UK itself – but they turn the load of content offered by this network into a totally enormous one. Besides, there is a good selection of adult games and erotic stories that could help you have some fun when you feel you are no longer able to cope with the XXX photo and video content of Amateur UK cause your balls are completely drained. ;)

Okay, I did my best to stay as tolerant as I could in this review, but my final conclusion will still be a fairly disappointing one: even though Amateur UK offers a really big daily updated collection of adult content, I’m still anything but impressed with its quality. Sorry, guys.