Almond Tease porn review
14 / 20
Amount of Content
8 / 20
9 / 15
Site Design and navigation
9 / 15
11 / 15
14 / 15
Other Review Rating
7 / 10 (3 sites)
Review porn site: Almond Tease
this porn website is the exact embodiment of the perfect young Asian girl concept the way I perceive it. She is cute and innocent-looking (though very adventurous, my word), she is very playful and she’s so damn miniature – she stands 5 feet 1 inch tall and weighs only 90 pounds. I would also love to know which part of the East exactly she comes from but… On the front page of her resource she says that “it’s a secret”. Anyway, her ethnicity is not a question and her looks are blameless – so why care about her nationality at all? What arises my interest much more are the teaser scenes on the front page – unlike many solo models, the reviewed source does not limit herself to goodie-goodie softcore stripping and masturbation. She turns out to be a real cock addict and she doesn’t mind lesbian sex either. Quite a variety of preferences for such a decent-looking 23-year-old Asian beauty, right? :)
The thing that I was most bothered about when I was navigating through the free tour pages was the quality of content supplied by this one. Erm, I don’t wanna sound too demanding and stuff – but those tiny pics and vids were getting me kinda nervous. That was exactly why I raced straight into the content section of this one and downloaded myself a trial clip in attempt to chase my suspicion away immediately. Well, unfortunately, this wasn’t something I could do – the clip I downloaded turned out to be a 320x240Px at 464Kbps one. Shit, this is even more than just disappointing! 1024x768Px pics are not THAT bad – but still, anything but good either. Damn, and the owners of this site have still got enough courage to say that the reviewed adult site gets updated on a regular basis? Even though they admit that this resource has remained unchanged since the beginning of April, I suppose that they kinda stretch the truth, you know what I mean.
As it usually happens with personal porn sites, the collection offered to you by this site is anything but big. There are 26 photo galleries and 12 movies here and, excuse me, but I’m not that eager to call this narrow choice of stuff proper for a premium porn site. The fact that this source’s archive is not going to get any bigger in future only adds to my overall disappointment making me wanna say that almondtease.com sucks and leave this review for good without finishing it.
Oh well… I have actually just stumbled upon one little thing that made me feel considerably less angry than I was – as it usually happens at shitty-ass sites, it was the Bonus section. :) From this part of this XXX source you will be able to access 14 other XXX resources – most considerably better than the one under review, though not without unpleasant exceptions. The good thing is that 4 of these 14 resources are dedicated to what you are very likely to enjoy – they all feature Asian girls (mostly Japanese ones). Sounds promising, doesn’t it?
I’m sure that I can’t call the analyzed XXX site a proper porn site and I don’t actually know if I can call it a proper gateway into its network, which is pretty cool after all. Anyway, even signing up to it through this source is very likely to feel very embarrassing, so… Maybe you should better look at Horny Tokyo or Japan Dreams, what do you think? :)
Trial: 1.95 $ (3 days recurring)
Monthly: 29.95 $ (30 days recurring)
1 Year: 90 $ (365 days non-recurring)
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